Tuesday, October 23, 2012

#294-Thoughts on being Simple

A simple loving person with "eyes" for you and you alone will bring you more happiness than the most sensual person in the world.

If the husband does it, he is an inconsiderate imbecile and it is a federal offense. If the wife does it, she made an honest mistake or a simple joke and he should know that.

If a man puts a pizza in the oven with the cardboard under it, we have a disaster of epic proportions. If a woman does it, we have a simple, honest mistake that anyone could make.


No comments:

Post a Comment